Fun with ID fraud

So I am spending the early morning hours consolidating student loans before tomorrow's deadline. I am supposed to do C's, too (my roommate in Kenya right now). Trouble is, if I call in to the 800 number pretending to be her, I am lacking some critical information. First of all, she has at least two middle names and I only know one of them. And the one I do know is not the initial that is referenced on her paperwork. How much you wanna bet they'll ask for all the blasted names?

I just sent out a last minute emergency message to her to some kind of satellite email system they've set up out in the bush of Kenya. Let's hope technology doesn't fail us now. The 2.875% rate utterly depends on it.

Back to bed.

I think the mystery middle name is Catherine, but who knows.