I just found him asleep in a folding chair

My new roommate Jonathan is seriously suffering from sleep deprivation. Either that, or he is incredibly drunk and I can't detect it. I just found him in our kitchen, asleep in a folding chair, with his arms crossed, legs akimbo, and his hat pulled down over his eyes.

I went up to him, poked him in the shoulder, and told him it was my duty to not let him spend the night in such a precarious position.

Thoughts?