"So it appears you made it home in one piece..."

Yes, this is what my professor said to me this afternoon when I ran into him at school.

I was there to drop off the box of documents I hauled across the globe. I thought it was a very cavalier and rather uncouthe thing to say, considering the circumstances of the last evening all of us were in Bangkok. I had to force myself to resist busting out laughing, actually. All us students were angels - I have absolutely no idea what he could have been talking about. Apparently some pathetic attempt to shift reality to his favor.

The nerve!